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Joke of the Day
"I learned 'I' before 'E' except after 'C' but some words are WEIRD."
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"Have you heard of the object without mass? It doesn't matter"
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"If someone gossips to you, you can bet they also gossip about you..."
"""haha one time we turned a cpr training dummy into a bong"" yes doctor but how is our son *leans in close* ""you had to light its weiner"""
"It's raining in Italy That's why it has the shape of a boot and not a flip flop."
"2 fish are in a tank One of them says ""You drive, I'll shoot!"""