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Joke of the Day

"Why can't Miss Piggy count to 70? Because when she reaches 69, she gets a frog in her throat."

"*walks into starbucks* Me: HEY ANY ASPIRING AUTHORS HERE?? SOMEONE FROM PENGUIN PUBLISHING OUTSIDE!!! *has choice of any table*"

"Where do cows like to ride on trains? In the cow-boose."

"I'm in a band called ""Transportation"". We're going places."

"The past, the present, and the future walk into a bar... It was tense."

"What's the fastest way to send a rabbit? Haremail."

"Some kids called me fatty as I walked down the street today. I just turned the other chin."

"Did you hear about the Iranian terrorist who switched off the fans of his stolen helicopter because he couldn't stand the draft?"

"How many bees are there in the world? A buzzillion."

"Why are fish cleverer than humans? Ever seen a fish spend a fortune trying to hook a human?"