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Joke of the Day

"The year is 2027 AD. I take a drag from my vitamin cigarette and transfer 17 Bitcoins to a 3D-printed babe-bot for a cyber HJ. Life is good."

"What do you call nuts on the wall? Walnuts. What do you nuts on your chest? Chestnuts. What do you call nuts on your chin? A dick in your mouth."

"My head needed a pat down at airport & I said ""Oh cuz of my extensions!"" TSA lady snapped, ""Girl, hush. Your weave is between you and God."""

"Two crows are loitering in the park; why did they get arrested? Attempted murder."

"Laughter is the best medicine........unless you have Morphine. Then Morphine is the best medicine."

"The easiest way to confuse a woman is to give her a choice."

"How many Amish guys does it take it satisfy an Amish whore? Two men-a-night!"

"What's the most Ghetto cheese? E-Dayyyyyyyyyymn (Edam)"

"Day 2 of being Kidnapped. Kidnappers have now committed suicide."

"My boss keeps asking me to cut my hair. I keep telling him it is part of my religion I worship the Metal Gods. Edit: TL;DR 666"