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Joke of the Day

"My head needed a pat down at airport & I said ""Oh cuz of my extensions!"" TSA lady snapped, ""Girl, hush. Your weave is between you and God."""

"What's the difference between a gay guy and a fridge? The fridge doesn't fart when you take out the sausage."

"ME: [sees old friend with new wife] Hey congrats on the wedding! Where did you marry? HIM: Maui ME: Oh, sowwy! Where did you mawwy her?"

"The coolest thing about being a dog must be the ability to use your own ass for a pillow."

"Controversy in Europe Did you hear about the latest controversy in Europe? If Russia attacks Turkey from the behind will Greece help out?"

"What's your number? A jewish girl and a man walks into a bar. They hit it off and the man asks for the girls number. She lifts her sleeve."

"My Doctor told me I'm pregnant... I told her she's got to be kid-in-me"

"What's long and green and has an asshole at each end? A St. Patrick's Day parade!"

"I went to an Indian restaurant and asked for curry bread. But there was naan."

"I'm not saying she's fat, she's just easy to see."