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Joke of the Day

"The easiest way to confuse a woman is to give her a choice."

"How many women does it take to change a lightbulb? I don't care. You pick"

"Why do famous and rich black people stay at the Ritz? Because they are sold out to crackers!"

"Why was Jesus in such good shape when he died? He was Cross-Fit."

"Russian Cosmonauts have been banned from telling jokes on the Interational Space Station... ... because they always involve Mir puns."

"I know a guy who is addicted to brake fluid. He insists he can stop at anytime."

"I Know What You Did Last Summer. You Posted It To Facebook. And You Do Not Seem To Understand How To Use The Privacy Controls."

"Engineers are sexual intellectuals or in other words... Fucking know-it-alls"

"Did you hear what the Pope was giving up for lent? His job."

"My wife didn't finish her Morse code lessons before going sailing. She seems to alright though she keeps sending me messages to send her an SMS but I haven't got a reply yet."