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Joke of the Day

"What do you call nuts on the wall? Walnuts. What do you nuts on your chest? Chestnuts. What do you call nuts on your chin? A dick in your mouth."

"What did the Spanish fireman call his two sons? Jose and Hoseb"

"Mirror mirror on the wall, am I the fairest of them all? No, but you've got an amazing ass!"

"I am going bananas. That's what I say to my bananas before I leave in the morning."

"Someone stole my mood ring.. And I don't know how I feel about that Credits to 30 Rock"

"Enrage the one you love today with a calm, rational explanation."

"What is another name for a knife? A chopstick!"

"Why is Donald Trump such a surprise? People did Nazi him coming."

"""that escalated quickly"" -idiot in an elevator"

"Give a man a fire, and He'll be warm for the night. Light a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life."