202040

Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between between a pizza and a black person? A Pizza can feed a family of four *Still courtesy of my Comrade Ivo*"

"God lets you know where you stand with him by how tangled your headphones get."

"[overhears girl at work crying because her grandad & her dad died this month] Me: not all men are like that"

"How can you tell if you are looking at a police glow worm ? it has a blue light !"

"On my cakeday... ... -1 2^3 and it was delicious!"

"Dad Joke Survivors A nickelodeon presentation."

"What do you tell a girl with two black eyes.. nothin! You already told her twice"

"My sister's lucky she married a doctor She says she has access to way more treatment options than normal patients."

"Why is it called PMS'ing? Mad cow disease was already taken."

"""First things first I'm the illest. Drop this & let the whole world feel it, and I'm still in the Murda Bizness I could hold you down like I'm givin' lessons in killin' ""-Ebola"