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Joke of the Day

"My boss keeps asking me to cut my hair. I keep telling him it is part of my religion I worship the Metal Gods. Edit: TL;DR 666"

"Probably the Biggest Joke of all My fucking existence."

"What do you call a fast clothes maker? Taylor Swift! Made up by my nine year old :)"

"What do spinach and anal sex have in common? If you were forced to have it as a kid, you probably won't like it as an adult."

"What does a ticket to the 50 Cent concert featuring Nickleback cost? $300 if you ask Ticketmaster"

"Why do zoos pay for simian liability insurance? To avoid monkey suits"

"I'm being managed by Don King again"

"Have you ever eaten at that Ethiopian restraunt? There portions are like..nothing."

"I just read a book about Stockholm syndrome. It was pretty bad at first, but by the end I kinda liked it."

"Is that shirt (those pants) mad of camel skin? (No, why?) Cause I noticed the humps!"