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Joke of the Day
"Two crows are loitering in the park; why did they get arrested? Attempted murder."
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"[obama cures cancer, invents hoverboards, saves baby by killing 3 lions with a flurry of devastating headbutts] Americans: LION KILLER OMG"
"How many electrons does a negatively charged oxygen atom have? Nion"
"A man is shot... He recently converted to islam."
"Did you hear about the straight white male viscount who ruled with an iron fist over one field? He was an oppressive shitlord."
"I pulled a girl in a nightclub last night. She said ""What the fuck are you doing"" and walked back out."
"When a cow laughs..... does milk come out of her nose?"
"An Australian drives up to a hitch hiker with one eye, no arms, and one leg And says ""Oi! You look 'armless! 'Op in!"""
"I am the janitor of the World Trade center back in 2001 - AmA Edit: Wow this *blew* up."
"1 year ago today, the world ended. RIP everyone."