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Joke of the Day

"What's the most Ghetto cheese? E-Dayyyyyyyyyymn (Edam)"

"I'm trying to think of an unemployment joke. But none of them work."

"Did you hear about the cannibal who cloned himself to see what he would taste like? It made him shit himself."

"""Pick a pencil. Look at it. Now put it back with the other pencils. Was your pencil the number 2?""-Steve, shitty pencil magician"

"Quit bragging yo. Jesus drove a Honda back in Bible days and said nothing of it. ""For I speak not of my own accord"" John 12:49 a."

"I have a car! I had a car, Untill i woke up"

"How much do you pay to buy corn from a pirate? You pay a buccaneer."

"I bet women's trust issues with men started with a weatherman."

"The internet is an amazing thing. One minute I'm at work looking up random pages, passing the time, the next minute I'm at home looking for a new job."

"Considering ""natural"" childbirth? You wouldn't have a tooth pulled without painkillers, right? This is an 8lb tooth. From your crotch."