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Joke of the Day
"How many Amish guys does it take it satisfy an Amish whore? Two men-a-night!"
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"A visibly exhausted man walks into a bar and orders a drink. ""Long day?"" asks the bartender. ""No, all days are 24 hours long"" the man replies, amazed at how uneducated the bartender is."
"I like my coffee how i like my women, Without a dick."
"When you don't know, what you are doing, it's best, to do it quickly."
"I got pulled over today for going 112 mph in a 55 mph zone. The police officer said ""I've been waiting for someone like you all day."" I promptly replied ""Well I got here as fast as I could!"""
"How many Arabs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1.. 2.. 3.. BOOM"
"What's the difference between a strawberry and a pencil? One's a fruit, you idiot."
"Nine out of ten men prefer women with big breasts... the tenth man prefers the other nine."
"I have an EpiPen. My friend gave it to me while he was dying. It seemed really important to him that I have it."
"Why was the baby ant confused? Because all of it's Uncles were Aunts(Ants)"