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Joke of the Day

"I just opened a shop called Beatbox. We only sell boots n cats."

"What's the best way to attract a pervert? The NSFW tag, you freak"

"Me: *applies temporary tattoos* Mom: Unicorn tats? Me: I'm in a gang. Mom: Ha! With who, Lisa Frank? Me: You just made a powerful enemy."

"What's the difference between a joke and two dicks? Your mom can't take a joke."

"My Life get it, cause my life is a joke! *badum tisss*"

"What US state has a lot of dirty laundry? Washington"

"My wife wants to lose some weight,so she is doing a lot of horse riding. and,what are the results? for one week horse lost 20 pounds."

"If you can't be interesting, please at least have a completely insane allergy."

"I heard if you went on a diet.. you could end world hunger."

"If you use the term ""man card"" seriously, I assume you use it to access your ""man cave,"" so you can hunker down & gobble some ""man dong."""