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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a joke and two dicks? Your mom can't take a joke."

"Man: I'd like an order of buffalo wings Bartender: sorry, we don't serve food here *a sandwich that just walked in flips a table and leaves*"

"For your final meal request to eat the electric chair and then the warden will be like well now what do we do he ate our electric chair"

"Dragon. Knock Knock? Who's there? Dragon. Dragon who? I was dragon my balls across your mom's face last night."

"What do Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton have in common? Their goldman sacks"

"Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have schizophrenia. And so do I..."

"A man walks into a bar in Westeros And the bartender says ""stop speaking in third person Jaqen for fuck's sake"""

"Why'd the chicken cross the road? To get to the retards house. **knock knock"

"There was a robbery in Antarctica, but it was stopped. There was even a party to celebrate Justice was served"

"it's been 12 years since Shrek came out, I still can't get over the fact that Donkey had sex with a dragon.."