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Joke of the Day

"My wife wants to lose some weight,so she is doing a lot of horse riding. and,what are the results? for one week horse lost 20 pounds."

"I think three movies is a bit much for the hobbit. Seems like they're really dragon it out."

"My wife came home from work crying yesterday and asked me to console her So I hit her over the head with my Xbox."

"How do you keep an idiot in suspense?"

"Don't be a racist! Be like Mario. He's an Italian plumber, created by Japanese people, who speaks English and looks like a Mexican. Oh and he jumps like a Black man and grabs coins like a Jew."

"Corny Jokes... ..have no stalk in them."

"What's the rate at which racist work is done? Whitepower (Horsepower is the rate at which work is done)"

"A man walks into a bar... ...ouch"

"Why were the Indians the first ones here? Because they had reservations."

"A boy with an elephant on his head went to see a doctor. The doctor said ""You know you really need help"" ""Yes I do"" said the elephant ""get this kid off my foot !"""