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Joke of the Day

"Me: *applies temporary tattoos* Mom: Unicorn tats? Me: I'm in a gang. Mom: Ha! With who, Lisa Frank? Me: You just made a powerful enemy."

"Your bad Bon-Bon jokes - post em What do you call a man with a spade on his head? .. Doug Got a set of tweezers as the toy as well. Hours of fun right there."

"What did one alcoholic say to the other alcoholic? I forget"

"9 out of 10 men prefer women with big tits. The 10th guy prefers the other 9 guys."

"When Chuck Norris is in a crowded area, he doesn't walk around people. He walks through them."

"Just met a HOT girl So I just met this hot girl. Problem is she had 12 nipples. Sounds weird.... Dozen Tit?"

"Q: How can you identify an Irish pirate? A: He's the one with patches over both eyes."

"Whats the worst thing you could say as a doctor? I have over 300 confirmed kills"

"Spelling Errors? I don't do that typo thing."

"Women and not being attractive If I had a dollar for every girl that found me unattractive, they would eventually find me attractive."