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Joke of the Day
"What did the furniture salesman say when he wasn't happy with his haircut? Its a chaise lounge."
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"Drunk. In Wal Mart. Fuck."
"If you can only be good at one thing, be good at cheating... Because if you're good at cheating, you're good at everything."
"*only shaves legs in the spots exposed by my ripped jeans*"
"""Make cave drawing. It last longer."" - Cavewoman bitch"
"Did you hear about the pig who opened a pawn shop? He called it ""Ham Hocks""."
"[on plane] Me: It's ok, more ppl are killed by hippos than by plane crashes Pilot: This is your captain speaking, I'm a hippo btw Me: Nooooo"
"A guy has sex with Sarah Mclachlan... A guy has sex with Sarah Mclachlan. After hearing about this, his friend says ""So, what was it like to be in the arms of an angel?"""
"Pretending you're dead to avoid conversation in the hospital is the worst way to learn how a defibrillator works."
"How do you know your sister is on her period Your dads cock tastes funny."