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Joke of the Day
"What US state has a lot of dirty laundry? Washington"
Next Joke
"How do you make a strawberry shake? You put it in the freezer."
"Way less people would sneeze in public if we replaced ""bless you"" with ""nice filthcloud."""
"What do fruit punch and a punch to the face have in common? Both can knock you out at a party."
"the flight attendant came down the aisle holding out a bag of trash to me and i was like ""sure what the hell"" and grabbed a couple pieces"
"It's been the ""longest week ever"" for Janet on facebook, a woman that I know for a fact works 40 hours has been on facebook for 37 of them"
"Tom got a backache from working as a seer. He's got the hunch."
"Excited about my bike, I decided to start a cycling club. It's been weeks and no one has joined Maybe The Pedalphiles wasn't the best name :-/"
"Oh yeah!! Well, if smoking weed destroys your short-term memory, then what does smoking weed do?"
"Hey girl is your dad a terrorist cause...oh your dad works for Al-Qaeda? No, wait this is a pickup line. I'm sorry please don't cry."