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Joke of the Day

"What's the best way to attract a pervert? The NSFW tag, you freak"

"Did you hear about the constipated mathematician? He worked it out with a pencil..."

"A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class because it was a weapon of math disruption."

"What's the difference between a honda and a Porsche? Paul Walker wouldn't be caught dead in a Honda"

"TIL 78% of statistics are made up on the spot"

"What happened to German Orphans after WW2? Did they ever get back on the Reich track? (I saw the post in /r/history earlier and was disappointed to find it was a serious question. I fixed it.)"

"How many pollocks does it take to paint a house? 1 to hold the brush and 1000 to turn the house!"

"Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered 6 offender. ^(Saw it on Reddit before, if someone can find source I'll link it.)"

"ababbaaaabbabbbbabababababbbaaabababbabaaaba ....long time no C"

"What task was assigned to the last electron to join the military? Survalence"