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Joke of the Day
"What's the best way to attract a pervert? The NSFW tag, you freak"
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"How come newspapers make so much money? Because they make money off Paper Views"
"Have you ever tried Nigerian food? Neither have they."
"Did you know that I hold the World's Record for the smallest penis? It's really hard to beat..."
"What's the difference between a prostitute with diarrhoea and an epileptic oyster shucker? The oyster shucker shucks between fits."
"WHAT IS SEX? HUSBAND: A minute of PLEASURE, then years of PRESSURE! WIFE: Moments of ECSTASY, followed by decades of SLAVERY! MISTRESS: Just stolen TIME, but never MINE! HOOKER: NEXT!"
"I don't understand why everyone thinks the KKK are racist. Every week at our meetings there's always loads of black people hanging around."
"What did everyone do after the Super Bowl was over? Watch the second half."
"My brother wants to tell our parents he's gay & I'm helping by singing ""The Son'll Come Out, Tomorrow"" whenever we're together."
"What did the tailpipe say to the muffler? I'm exhausted. What did the muffler say back? ^mmmmbfmbm"