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Joke of the Day
"Albert Einstein was a genius... But his brother Frank was a monster."
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"A blonde walks into a bar"
"A quantum physicist gets pulled over. The police officer asks ""Sir, do you have any idea how fast you were going?"" The quantum physicist responds ""No, but I know exactly where I am."""
"Graham Gates | Facebook Here is his YouTube channel too http://www.youtube.com/watch?nomobile=1&v=yIohIslPIMU"
"Stephen Hawkins goes on a date.... he comes back a couple of hours later with broken glasses, grazed knees, twisted ankle. She'd stood him up."
"A blonde and a brunette are on opposite sides of a river... The brunette yells across, ""Help me get to the other side of the river!"" The blonde yells back, ""You *are* on the other side of the river!"""
"Samsung Gn7 user here. despite all the abuse they're getting I was surprised that it's actually a really great phone I mean the battery life alone just blew me away"
"I heard One Direction released a new album recently... ...it's titled ""Ray"""
"What do you give a girl that has everything? Penicillin"
"What do you call a white guy who's beating someone in the street? Officer."