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Joke of the Day
"Albert Einstein was a genius... But his brother Frank was a monster."
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"...Maybe it should be called 'Dancing Without The Stars.'"
"We asked 100 women what body-wash they preferred. 99% replied with: ""GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY BATHROOM, YOU PERVERT!"""
"I'm allergic to Everclear. It makes me break out.. Into handcuffs."
"What do you call a shy, soft-spoken hipster? mumblr"
"How do you get an elephant on a train? You take the ""S"" out of sub, and the ""F"" out of way. [Say it out loud]"
"If pirates say ""Arr"", What do software pirates say? .RAR"
"The enemy of my enemy is my friend, unless it's one of those half-wits who always says ""ironic"" when they mean coincidental."
"Having a favorite politician is like a homeless guy having a favorite can."
"Why didn't the man report his stolen credit card? The thief was spending less then his wife."