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Joke of the Day

"Graham Gates | Facebook Here is his YouTube channel too http://www.youtube.com/watch?nomobile=1&v=yIohIslPIMU"

"Good news, insomniacs! Only 1 more sleep 'til Christmas!"

"Q: Why did the blonde guy put ice in his condom? A: To keep the swelling down."

"""Who am I talking to, Ouija BoardTM?"" *S-A-T-A-N* ""Satan, do any boys in my class like me?"""

"I just watched Bug's Life and cried the whole time I mowed the lawn."

"CAPT. AMERICA: Merry Christmas, Hulk! Happy Hanukkah, The Thing! Er... what religion are you, Thor? THOR: Do you understand I'm an actual god"

"If Joan Rivers rises from the ashes.... Will she be Rivers Phoenix?"

"What do you call the wafers you eat at church? Jeez-its"

"Someone needs to tell Madonna you can't call it ""Girls Gone Wild"" when you're a 100."

"I need a new ass Mine's cracked"