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Joke of the Day
"I heard One Direction released a new album recently... ...it's titled ""Ray"""
Next Joke
"What do you call a greedy marsupial? A kangajew"
"Me: ""I need a home improvement loan."" Banker: ""What will you be using the money for?"" Me: ""A divorce lawyer."""
"What's the difference between Darth Vader and Tom Brady? Darth Vader probably gets high fived"
"What's a white supremacist's favorite cereal? Special KKK."
"Wait, you've got 99 bottles of beer on the wall? A. You should be refrigerating those, not putting them on a wall. B. You are an alcoholic."
"Whats the difference between a joke and 2 dicks. You cant take a joke"
"Why do Scottish men wear kilts? Sheep can hear zippers."
"I call my wife ""Happy Meal""... She's not enough to satisfy me but she comes with a toy..."
"They say that ignorance is bliss But I'm just as happy not knowing!"