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Joke of the Day

"Samsung Gn7 user here. despite all the abuse they're getting I was surprised that it's actually a really great phone I mean the battery life alone just blew me away"

"What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A ""Lickalotofpuss""."

"My friend is so stupid he thinks that an autograph is a chart showing sales figures for cars."

"Did you hear about the drug that cures lesbianism? It's called TrisedixagenTM And for men, try IgnordacocTM"

"I made a graph of my past relationships. It has an ex axis and a why axis."

"Why couldn't the lifeguard save the hippie's life? Because he was too far out maaaan. (Hippy voice)"

"What is a rude way of referring to a young homosexual fly? A maggot, of course!"

"If you could only eat one thing from the McDonald's menu for the rest of your life... How would you off yourself?"

"How do you unlock a door made of dough With a cookey"

"What do cats and people that submit jokes with the punchline ""PLAGIARISM"" have in common? THEY BOTH LICK THEIR PAWS!"