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Joke of the Day

"A blonde and a brunette are on opposite sides of a river... The brunette yells across, ""Help me get to the other side of the river!"" The blonde yells back, ""You *are* on the other side of the river!"""

"Divorce is like hitting the reset button on Super Mario Bros except now you pay for the Princess's castle and hope Bowser kills you."

"Why does an ethiopian baby cry? He's having a midlife crisis."

"A man takes his dog to the vet... The veterinarian asks what the dogs name is. The man replies ""This is my boy, Rodger."" The veterinarian then replies ""Oh, so the mothers a bitch?"""

"Meta I asked my friend "" you know what is the best type of joke? A meta joke."""

"A woman entered a psychiatrist's consulting room leadind a kangaroo.""I'm worried about my husband doctor "" she said. ""He keeps thinking he's a kangaroo! """

"My dad was fired from his job in road work for theft... I didn't believe it at first. But when I got home, all the signs were there."

"Why was Civil Disobedience such a good essay? Thoreau editing."

"What do you call a cow with no eyes? A cow."

"What do you call an old person from Portugal? A portugeeser"