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Joke of the Day

"Stephen Hawkins goes on a date.... he comes back a couple of hours later with broken glasses, grazed knees, twisted ankle. She'd stood him up."

"worst day of my life, my girlfriend told me she was pregnant..... and I found out Wal-Mart doesn't sell metal coat hangers anymore."

"I heard this really funny joke about procastination I'll post it later"

"Have you ever heard Yoko Ono sing? Lennon really dodged a bullet with that one."

"I don't know what the next iPhone looks like... But what I can tell you, its going to be a big 6S"

"Do you think George Clooney has an iTunes playlist called Clooney Tunes?"

"What did Abraham Lincoln say after a three-day drinking spree? ""I freed the what?"""

"purposely bought tall lace up boots so I'll never have to be anywhere on time again"

"You know how dogs think, when you leave, that you're never coming back? That's how I feel when I leave the house for work every morning."

"An Irishman, a Scot and an Englishman walk into a pub... They each enjoyed a pint and shared some laughs. It was a great night."