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Joke of the Day
"Ever get the feeling someone is watching you when you sleep? Yeah, sorry about that."
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"a snare drum and crash cymbol fall out of a tree.. baduumm, tssshhh"
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"Why did the Mexican fail English class? Because he refused to turn in his essays"
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