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Joke of the Day

"Whats blue and pretty on top, and brown and kind of a bummer in the bottom? The Mediterranean Sea."

"What do you call an Italian hooker? A pastatute!"

"Spell mousetrap with three letters. C-A-T"

"What's Donald Trump's favorite album to listen to? The Wall"

"Injections are just like your wedding night A little prick and then it's all over"

"I've just found a Christmas present for my daughter in the loft. I'll take it up to her later."

"What did Jean-Luc Picard say in frustration to the incompetent Singer repairman? Make it *sew*!"

"How much did the pirate's new earrings cost him? A buccaneer"

"Nice try government. But I'm not taking you back until I know where you've been for the last two weeks."

"There are 2 truly difficult problems in Computer Science 0: Naming things 1: Cache invalidation 2: Off by one errors"