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Joke of the Day

"How do Rednecks celebrate Halloween? Pump kin!"

"Whats the difference between a Mod and a cheat? Mods can be [deleted]"

"What's often on the end of a man's genitals? His hand."

"If you're ever feeling down, remember that you're unique Just like everyone else"

"Tension between Katy Perry and Taylor Swift is heating up... ...and Obama is ordering air strikes on Syria, like that's gonna help. What an idiot."

"Guys, I know Charlie Sheen isn't winning right now. But at least he's positive."

"An Olympian walks into a bar and says ""damn""."

"Made a sex robot out of the Xbox and now I'm at the free clinic getting this red ring of death looked at."

"Why did the hipster die? someone told him billions of people were alive."

"American Beer is liking having sex in a canoe... It's fucking close to water. Heard this from a Dutch friend of mine and thought I would share."