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Joke of the Day
"Why did the Mexican fail English class? Because he refused to turn in his essays"
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"""GRAAAAAAIIIINNNNS"" Vegetarian Zombie"
"What is the worst race of ghosts? ...Spooks"
"Did you hear the news about the collision between two black holes? It's really making waves."
"""evreytime god closes a door, he opens a window"" - me, tryimg to convince my clients their house isnt haunted"
"Why is there no volume control on the microwave? Must it always wake the entire house when I'm trying to quietly nuke the last of the pizza?"
"What did the ascetic say when he broke his fast? [OC] I think I'll go on a diet!"
"What's the difference between cancer and black men Cancer got Jobs."
"If you see your ex, wrap your hands behind your neck and pretend you're making out with someone. That'll show him you're still crazy AF."
"One time John Waters spilled water on me and my mom said ""thank god his name isn't John Barbecue Sauce!"""