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Joke of the Day

"What's the hardest part about walking through a field of dead hookers? Your erection."

"Does your state have less water than California? Drought it."

"Did you guys hear the one about the mascara and the lipstick? The relationship was alright, but the make-up sex was amazing."

"Today. I. Realized. That. Typing. Like. This. Doesn't. Make. Your. Point. Stronger. It. Makes. You. Look. Like. Your. Computer. Has. Asthma"

"A severed foot... ...is the ultimate stocking stuffer. - Mitch Hedberg"

"KID: *falls out of tree* I'm fine ADULT: *sleeps on neck a little strangely* I have to turn my whole body to look at you for the next week"

"Logic What happens when u ask a fake logic fan... What is your favorite logic album? Their response Flexicution"

"What kind of bees make milk? Boo-bees"

"What does the secret service man say to the other secret service man when he has to go to the bathroom? Hold on I have to take Obama to the White house."

"Pix and Misc - Teacher win [pic]"