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Joke of the Day

"Life takes you where you are meant to be. Apparently I am meant to be poor with a ton of education and experience."

"Marrige has 3 rings... The engagement ring, the wedding ring, and the suffering."

"I hate niggers"

"Teacher: Why are you Late Today? Student: Because of sign down the road. Teacher: What does a sign have to do with your being late? Student: The sign said, ""School Ahead, Go Slow!"""

"It's probably too soon for Ebola jokes on here... ...but when the time comes, I bet they're gonna be killer."

"What was Ol' Dirty Bastard's favorite vegetable? Nigga, peas!"

"What is Ke$ha's computer password? Pa$$word"

"Why did the fish blush? Because it saw the ocean's bottom."

"What do you call a stomach ache you get from eating a Cuban sandwich? Castro-intestinal distress."

"Mexican word of the day: nascar Hey man that's a nascar.. Where'd you get it?"