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Joke of the Day
"How do you know your girlfriend is getting fat? She starts to fit into your wife's clothes."
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"I joined a poker tournament with a bunch of people who do origami. I'm gonna dominate, cause these guys always fold."
"Did you hear about the nearsighted porcupine? He fell in love with a pincushion! "
"What is the difference between a pack of pygmies and a girls track team? The pack of pygmies is a bunch of cunning runts."
"If your phone gets wet, put it in a bag of rice because maybe an Asian will come by and fix it."
"Why did x and y break up? They couldn't function together."
"Boy: Do you have fever? Girl: No why? Boy: Cause you look hot!!!!!"
"Why do woman have faces? So you know what cunts yours. I have to get a ratio of woman to man down/up votes for this haha.."
"All it took was a skirt and one strong gust of wind and all of a sudden, my spirit animal is Hello Kitty."
"""Why do you wanna work at Clickbait Enterprises?"" Here's 10 reasons why I should get the job ""ok"" Number 7 will shock you ""You're hired"""