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Joke of the Day

"I joined a poker tournament with a bunch of people who do origami. I'm gonna dominate, cause these guys always fold."

"Just getting romantic with the wife when our slow cooker set off our smoke alarm so yes, I was crock blocked."

"What do Ethiopians and Yoko Ono have in common? They are both living off of dead beatles."

"Some call it drug abuse. I say the drugs get what they deserve."

"I've got the body of a 25 year old supermodel But my fridge is too small... Does anyone have any ideas?"

"what do you call a cow that's recently given birth? Decaffinated"

"I walked out of a club with a girl last night. She slipped her hand inside my jeans, squeezed my c*ck and said, ""Yours or mine?"" I said, ""That's mine."""

"How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, you fucking racist!"

"Your trophy wife is more of a participation trophy wife, isn't she?"

"What do you call a special kid's computer? (Xpost - r/imgoingtohellforthis) System of a Down"