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Joke of the Day

"Why did x and y break up? They couldn't function together."

"Samoa is in 2 time zones Some of those people are living in the past"

"Me, Myself & Irene What would be the movie called if it were about you? You Yourself & Urine."

"What happened after 14-Year-Old Richie inherited his father's footwear empire? He came into a lot of socks."

"At my mom's house. Just asked if we could record Dateline and she said she doesn't have a blank VHS tape and now my left arm is numb."

"Why did the eunuch farmer wake up late? he had no cock!!!"

"What's the best thing about being black? Not having to listen to awful dad jokes."

"Jesus walks in to a motel puts a couple of nails on the counter and ask the clerk ""can you put me up for a night?"""

"When I get in a crowded elevator I can't stop myself from trying to guess everybody's weight."

"What's the biggest joke of 2016? Look a bit to the right."