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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the nearsighted porcupine? He fell in love with a pincushion! "

"What do you call a flea on the moon? A lunartick."

"Holy Kleenex, Batman! He was right under our nose, and we blew it!"

"Why is ok to leave the lid off a basket of socialist crabs? Because whenever one of them climbs to the top, the others drag it back down."

"Why did the computer say Hello? Because it was A Dell"

"I'm as conflicted as a strip club addict with a glitter allergy."

"She said she liked bad boys. So I de-alphabetized her DVD's and set fire to her little yippie dogs. Still didn't get laid. Fucking women."

"The Longest Joke In The World http://longestjokeintheworld.com/"

"The last time you got a piece of ass... Was when your fingers slipped through the toilet paper."

"YOLOUYAB You Only Live Once Unless You're A Buddist"