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Joke of the Day

"What is the difference between a pack of pygmies and a girls track team? The pack of pygmies is a bunch of cunning runts."

"""we want to talk"" Somebody knocks on door: - Who is there? - Police? - What do you want? - We want to talk. - How many of you are there? - Two. - So talk with each other."

"Why, yes, I am dressed for the weather. I am wearing a house."

"What's faster than the speed of light? A female untagging herself from an unflattering photo."

"Why did the Mexican push his wife off a cliff? Tequila."

"Who's the coolest guy at the hospital? The ultra sound guy. Who's the coolest guy when he's not around? The hip replacement guy."

"You know why there are very few American bees these days? They are being replaced by H1Bees."

"Don't let the correct punctuation fool you; I'm basically a 4 year old with good grammar."

"I'm a prince in Lagos, Nigeria and I want you to help me move $500 million out of the country."

"Have you tried just Photoshopping her into your life?"