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Joke of the Day

"Why do woman have faces? So you know what cunts yours. I have to get a ratio of woman to man down/up votes for this haha.."

"So I gave a blind guy a basketball. I think he's still trying to read it..."

"Dracula must have a hard life... It sucks to live forever"

"Just Got The New Note 7 I guess you could say its pretty lit."

"I was asked to find the word ""Impost"" in the dictionary. it was next to impossible.."

"Why Aren't SJW's Allowed In The Military? They are too trigger-happy."

"ME: how do u get girls SCUMBAG GUY: gotta brag about the size of ur, ya know...organ [later at the bar] ME: hey baby i got a real big colon"

"My wife's an experienced navigator, she gives great headings."

"Alien Invasion Will an alien invasion affect my plans for world domination?"

"Shout out to those who can't hear good"