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Joke of the Day
"Boy: Do you have fever? Girl: No why? Boy: Cause you look hot!!!!!"
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"Q: What has two legs and bleeds? A: A chopped baby"
"How many native Americans does it take to change a light bulb? About seven. One to change the bulb, six to sing the song."
"If Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump are in a boat and it capsizes. Who survives? America."
"Papa why is it that dentists call their offices dental parlors?"" ""Because they are drawing-rooms my son."""
"Jesus has seen me naked and that's why he made me funny."
"My idea of heaven consists of all of the things I'd go to hell for."
"The best part about owning a pet. You can blame your dog for farting, you can blame your cat for things falling over at night, and you can blame your goldfish for the screaming in the basement."
"A man got a car for his wife Now, thats what you call a good trade."
"New Immigration Policy Obama tells 5 million illegal immigrants: ""Come out of the shadows and register, or shovel out Ralph Wilson Stadium."""