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Joke of the Day

"""Why do you wanna work at Clickbait Enterprises?"" Here's 10 reasons why I should get the job ""ok"" Number 7 will shock you ""You're hired"""

"My friend had a bad experience with ice once He told me he was traumiticed"

"""Tell me"" said the hiker to the local farmer ""will this pathway take me to the main road?"" ""No sir"" replied the farmer ""you'll have to go by yourself!"""

"[grocery store with 2yo] Cashier: your son is so cute. What do you want to have next? Me: a vasectomy"

"When I found out my toaster wasn't waterproof.... I was shocked"

"I've been staring at this bench press for 3 days now and I feel exactly the same. This ""Weight Watchers"" shit is a hoax."

"According to MyFitnessPal, I have been dead for 6 weeks."

"Do you know why black people have large nostrils? Because they have big fingers."

"Just explained the Higgs Boson to my friend even tho I don't understand it. He was very convinced. I bet this is how religions get started."

"You don't need a hunting licence if you shoot a turkey and plant a very small gun on him."