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Joke of the Day

"I can't decide if I want to watch the original Star Trek of The Next Generation... I guess you could say I'm stuck between a Spock and a Picard place!"

"Go to a Mexican restaurant, get a table for two, tell them you're waiting for your date & then eat free chips & salsa for 7 years."

"Two dissectors are talking... The first one says, ""I dissected a women yesterday, who had a clitoris like a pickle"". ""Wow, that big !?"", the second one replies. ""No, that salty""."

"What's a Catholic's favorite way to send money? PayPal"

"I saw a rabbi blessing food while golfing. I mentioned that it seemed strange, but he told me it's parve for the course."

"What do SQL programmers do at night? Count star."

"What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing."

"""Two parents that will never give you their love and approval!"" -sad Buzzfeed post"

"Was chopping herbs and got some in my eye now im parsley sighted"

"What do you call an eye doctor living on an island in Alaska? An optical Aleutian."