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Joke of the Day

"Two dissectors are talking... The first one says, ""I dissected a women yesterday, who had a clitoris like a pickle"". ""Wow, that big !?"", the second one replies. ""No, that salty""."

"Is it true that in Siberia, bears walk on the streets? Nah, that's bullshit. There are no streets in Siberia."

"ufo crew: why are we hovering? ufo captain: i wanna pet those dogs ufo crew: why not land? ufo cap: those talking monkeys are annoying af"

"Why was the glass-blower forced to retire? He sucked..."

"A member of the river dance group walks into a bar. And asks..... What have ya got on tap!?!?"

"Fridge and a Gay Guy What's the difference between a fridge and a gay guy? A fridge doesn't fart when you pull your meat out."

"Why can't pencils have babies? Because they have rubbers on their end."

"I died while having sex with a hooker... I guess you could say I was coming and going at the same time."

"You don't need Crossfit if you have to get to the mailbox and back whilst avoiding mosquitoes the size of chihuahuas."

"PMS jokes are not funny Period"