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Joke of the Day
"What do you call an eye doctor living on an island in Alaska? An optical Aleutian."
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"Totally blasting Billy Joel out of my minivan. I'm like sex on wheels right now."
"Wait a second ... Water parks have restrooms ... For what?!"
"People who generalize... I would finish the joke, but redditors are smart enough to see where it's going."
"I work in a call center and a customer told me this one. A lonely man puts in ad out in the paper looking for a wife. the next day he gets 100 responses all from men saying ""you can have mine"""
"The artist jumped from a bridge, carrying all of his favorite paints and pastels. At least he passed with flying colors."
"How many Germans does it take to change a lightbulb ? Nein."
"I sent an Adele album to a guy who bought it on eBay, anyway his payment cancelled and I'm out of pocket .... Should I just give up or should I keep on chasing payments"
"So I went to an abstinence conference the other day... All we did was wait"
"Have you heard about the guy who had his whole left side amputated? I heard he is all right now."