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Joke of the Day
"What do you call an eye doctor living on an island in Alaska? An optical Aleutian."
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"Why do people leave letters at the football ground ? They want to catch the last goal-post !"
"9/10 students agree that someone got lost on the field trip"
"People use to laugh at me when I said I wanted to be a comedian. No ones laughing now! :("
"Two whales are swimming in the ocean. One whale opens his mouth and says ""BEEEEEOOOOOOUUUUUUUGAA BOOOOOOUUUUAAAAAAAAEEEOOOOH"" The other whale turns to him and says ""Dude you are so drunk."""
"Bummed about the early Scotland vote results. This was pretty much our best hope for seeing Shrek on a flag."
"Macklemore was pretty far ahead of me in terms of self-awareness. When I was in the third grade I literally thought I might be a thundercat."
"Everyone is self-confident until they see themselves through an iPhone's front camera."
"The fifth season will start in a few days Nuclear Winter"
"you're her boyfriend?! That's cool! I'm her manfriend!"