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"Was chopping herbs and got some in my eye now im parsley sighted"
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"Q: Why did the bank drive-up window teller have tire tread marks across the back of his grey suit? A: From crawling across the street when the sign said: ""Don't Walk."""
"Them: Pleasure to meet you. Me: Give it time."
"Met two guys named Andre coincidentally It was a real double ent""andre"""
"Honestly some folk will take offense at anything. I met a bloke with no legs this morning at the Bus Stop. All I asked was ""How you getting on?"""
"BBC's Sherlock got cancelled Shit, no Sherlock."
"What's a pirate's favorite move in chess? Check, matey."
"How does a Metal Wizard perform his spells? He ChromeCasts. anDruid humor."
"Why did Star Wars episodes 4, 5, and 6 come before 1, 2, and 3? Because in charge of scheduling, Yoda was."
"Why does Santa Claus have such a big sack? He comes once a year! :-)"