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Joke of the Day

"I saw a rabbi blessing food while golfing. I mentioned that it seemed strange, but he told me it's parve for the course."

"Friendship is like peeing your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warmth inside."

"What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend ? 'Your plaice or mine' !"

"Why did Paul Walker cross the road? Because he wasn't wearing a seatbelt"

"When the blonde found out her toaster wasn't water proof, she was shocked. A man walked into a therapist office wearing nothing but shrink wrap. The therapist said, ""I can clearly see you're nuts"""

"I asked my grandma if she had ever tried 69... She said, ""No, but I have done 53 That's all the sailors I could screw in one night."""

"What do you call two nuts on the wall? Walnuts. What do you call two nuts on a chest? Chestnuts. What do you call two nuts on a chin? A good blowjob."

"What do people in Prague call abortions? Canceled Czechs"

"Q: Why doesn't Bill like old houses? A: He's afraid of the draft."

"How much did it cost the pirate to get his ears pierced? A buccaneer."