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Joke of the Day

"Minnie asked Mickey Are you F*****g Crazy Mickey Replies 'No I'm F*****g Daisy"

"Why is 77 better then 69? Because you get eight more!"

"My friend tried to convince me that hard drugs should remain illegal... ...but his argument had no substance."

"*whispers softly* ""...is there a King Latifa"""

"A jaguar asked an colourful arsehole with a big nose to join him in hide and seek... Toucan play that game."

"Mermaids and their boobs This one has always been a hit for me out in the field, in a goofy way. Why do mermaids wear seashells? Because their boobs are too big for B-shells!"

"A salesman knocked on my door today. ""Who currently provides your Internet?"" he asked. I said, ""My next door neighbour."""

"I *SWEAR* I'm not addicted to brake fluid... I can stop whenever I want"

"Why was six afraid of seven Because Jenny is a hoe"

"My surgeon said NO drinking for 24 hours, then we both laughed."