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Joke of the Day

"Gimme your best Mickey Mouse/Disney character joke! Going on a Disney Cruise and need your funniest, raunchiest or most nasty joke involving a Disney character."

"To my future kids: I apologize for the lack of college funds... Blame mom, she INSISTED on organic produce from Whole Foods."

"Playing with Silly Putty is like chewing gum for your hands."

"I don't want your candy, what I really want is your number."

"I lost 130 pounds in a year. She left me."

"What is a prostitute's favorite region of America? The Bayou"

"Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon? There was no atmosphere"

"When a dog is in heat, it means it wants sex. That is my defense!"

"Santa Claus uses foreign elves to make his toys. It's time to bring those jobs back to America. Huge tariffs coming to the North Pole!"

"the best thing about being in a relationship is you can get crippling emotional abuse any time you want"