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Joke of the Day
"Playing with Silly Putty is like chewing gum for your hands."
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"What do you call a female physicist? A physicist you sexist."
"Whilst at college I did experiment with marijuana. I did it in snow, I did it in sleet, but I did not in hail. ^-- ^Ed ^Byrne"
"You know what they say about blind prostitutes... You really gotta hand it to them."
"The Lady Artist by Andrew Pictures"
"The Magic Conch I started imagining the magic conch episode of spongebob, but with a cock in place of the conch. I think it has potential"
"Why does salt come in a bottle? Because it's white I don't know why it's funny. I just heard it so can someone explain it to me?"
"I ate a bad vegetarian kebab for lunch. Now I falafel."
"If farmer A sells apples and farmer B sells bananas, what does farmer C sell? Medicine."
"What picture does a cup get when it goes to prison? A MUGshot."