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Joke of the Day
"I lost 130 pounds in a year. She left me."
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"Rudolph is the only reindeer who doesn't have a stripper name."
"Just came across a very strange porn site....took me ages to clean it off my screen"
"Carl: ""It's chilly out."" Me: ""Tell me something I don't know."" ""Two dogs were hanged during the Salem witch trials."" ""Fair enough, Carl."""
"You can tell a lot about a person by their avi. For instance if they use an egg, they're probably a chicken."
"What's invisible and smells like carrots? Bunny Farts"
"Kleptomaniacs really don't understand jokes Because they always takes things literally."
"What were people doing during the last ice age? Chillin."
"Kids, because why would you want to sleep on more than 6 inches of your king size bed?"
"What grows when you plant a pumpkin spice latte and water it with vodka? A sorority."