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Joke of the Day

"Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon? There was no atmosphere"

"Its weird that goldfish will eat other goldfish but wont eat goldfish crackers. Life sure is complicated sometimes."

"This is not a joke. All of the jokes here suck and or are reposts."

"What do you call a man-eating tiger? A tiger."

"What did the space between two tiles say? I AM GROUT"

"Two prostitutes are talking about their clients... One of them says ""So yesterday I had this client who had a dick like my leg!"", the other replies ""Impossible - no man has a dick that's that dirty""."

"Pigs in a blanket Hey, isn't that the same as an undercover cop?"

"Did you hear about the train that hit the deaf guy? Neither did he."

"My cardboard girlfriend fell apart when I came all over her. I don't think she was cut out for that kind of thing."

"Apparently it was a bad idea to ask Siri ""What do women want?"" She's been talking nonstop for the last two days now."