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Joke of the Day
"When a dog is in heat, it means it wants sex. That is my defense!"
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"What's the difference between Beer nuts and deer nuts? Beer nuts are over a dollar; deer nuts are under a buck."
"What do the mafia and a pussy have in common? One slip of tongue, and you're in deep shit."
"Why do mermaids wear seashells? Because they can't fit into D-Shells."
"Why didn't Hitler ever order a french dip? Because he hates au jus."
"TIFU by mis-targeting my torpedo Whoops, wrong sub."
"What do you get if you cross a phone with a birthday celebration? A party line!"
"I worry about people who write ""taken"" in their bios. Where did they go? Who took them and why aren't we helping to find them?"
"What's bad about wetting your bed? Urine it."
"A priest, rapist and pedophile enter a bar. ^^^A ^^^priest, ^^^rapist ^^^and ^^^pedophile ^^^enter ^^^a ^^^bar. He orders a beer."