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Joke of the Day

"the best thing about being in a relationship is you can get crippling emotional abuse any time you want"

"Women are like Fruits. Every Woman has her own unique taste and color. But The problem is the Men. They seem to love Fruit salad..!!"

"Why couldn't Beethoven find his music teacher? He was Haydn"

"I'll get you wetter than a Scottish summer."

"If my name was Richard I would become a professional photographer and call my company Dick Pics"

"Why is it called a cunt? Because that's the sound it makes when you kick it."

"""If you were a spy and having drinks at a spy bar, what would you want?"" ""I could tell you, bud, I'd have tequila."""

"[creation of bats] God: stretch out that mouse"

"I tried dating a stenographer but she wasn't my type"

"What's the difference between RAM and ROM? I can't ROM my dick in your arse"